Jigsaw

The foolishness of youth and the impending pulse of sexual immorality. There i was having finally unveiled the puzzles pieces of this marvelous goddess on the Jigsaw dating app. Tina was her name and she was approximately 542 miles away. However, the zip code 77546 proved that she was much closer than i thought. Apparently, she was around this part for the weekend. A 22 year old, tattoo infested, blonde Caucasian. ‘I will make love to you free of charge,’ one of her messages read. Now, i am no fool because i know reality and without hesitation my sincere reply read, ‘There is nothing free in this world. Whats the catch?’ What seemed like a fruitful business interaction came to a stall, as i glanced at the numerical figures that laid before my eyes. Paypal, Zelle and Applepay for the hourly rate of $200. ‘I have neither of those, do you accept cash?’ i inquired. ‘No! I would be willing to overlook that if you could get me a Sephora gift card…

Manyong'oments

Pa ground sipalibwino, koma omwa tea adzamwanso.


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By Prince Namwali, 2021-10-17